My hairy ass has starred in many advertising campaigns including the popular Café de Columbia ads. My hairy ass is particularly fond of this recent ad campaign.

My hairy ass was briefly a spokesmodel for a popular brand of home hair permanents. However, for some reason, the advertisements were never run.

This is a billboard my hairy ass did as part of the popular "Got Milk?" campaign.

My hairy ass proves it is a force to be reckoned with by providing the footage for the upcoming FOX special: When My Hairy Ass Attacks.

Here is a behind-the-scenes still from my hairy ass' upcoming made-for-television action movie: The Braying Dragon, co-starring Jean-Claude Van Dam.

My hairy ass' cameo in the motion picture adaptation of the E.M. Forster novel Howard's End, starring Helena Bonhom-Carter.

My hairy ass made a brief appearance in the Oscar award-winning movie "The English Patient." Apparently the academy overlooked the fine performance of my hairy ass.