• How widespread is my hairy ass?
  My hairy ass has made many personal appearances. People all over the world have enjoyed my hairy ass. As a matter of fact, many are getting hairy asses of their own.
  
  
• How do I know if I have a hairy ass?
  It is easy to tell if you have a hairy ass. There are many distinguishing characteristics. For most circumstances you can simply apply this two-step test: is it hairy? and is it an ass?
  For a more extensive set of criteria, refer to these ass facts.
  
  
• How can I get my own hairy ass?
  A hairy ass is a tremendous responsibility; care and maintenance is an ongoing challenge. Having a hairy ass changes your entire lifestyle. You should start small with an ass from Half-Ass Acres.
  
  
• What is the proper care and maintenance of my hairy ass?
  Frequent shampooing and LOTS of roughage.
  
  
• My hairy ass is out of control! What should I do?
  There are several solutions to this all-too-common problem. Various over-the-counter medications are available. Also, most hairy ass owners have their own home remedies. But, because of the ornery nature of the creature, it is most often necessary to simply sit and wait it out.
  
  
• How will Y2K affect my hairy ass?
  After extensive testing, my hairy ass has been certified to be Y2K compatible.
  
  
• How many licks does it take to get to the center of my hairy ass?
  The world may never know.
  
  

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