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Upon scouring the net, I was shocked and dismayed that there was
relatively little information, let alone a shrine, to this earthly
deity.
Hence the inspiration for this page. This is the first web site devoted
entirely to the worship of my hairy ass.
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My hairy ass is a growing phenomenon.
I have hauled my hairy ass all over the world. Many smiling faces have
seen and been impressed with my hairy ass. People often come from miles
around just for a glimpse of my hairy ass.
It has taken many years of hard work and much determination to get my
hairy ass to where it is today.
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Many world leaders have come to know and love my hairy ass.
Even Sadam Hussien had expressed an uncontrollable desire to
kiss my hairy ass. But, risking an international incident, my hairy
ass blew him off.
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However, my hairy ass also has a softer side.
Women are attracted by the warmth and sensitivity of my hairy ass.
Many have spent several hours just scratching my hairy ass.
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You too can get a piece of my hairy ass in the comfort of your own
home. Watch out for the new FOX special "When My Hairy Ass Attacks."
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· Find books about my hairy ass at barnesandnoble.com
· Research my hairy ass at Electric Library.
· Search today's news headlines for my hairy ass
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